A very happy Day of the Oppressive Patriarchy to all non-birthing persons who provide a traditional XY chromosome role model to immature humans within a nuclear family scenario.
By traditional, I mean supported by a hundred thousand years of evolutionary biology and evolutionary psychology.
Everybody else, take your large, stationary, biologically expensive gametes to Mother’s Day, please. It’s where delicious apple pie lives.
On father’s day we honor beef and whiskey. I just got a pot roast started, while drinking whiskey.
Now all I have to do is finish cleaning the bathrooms and arrange the Heath bars on a dessert platter. Difference from Mother’s Day? Then I cooked steak.