New Zealand COVIDocracy.
Police Bust Gang Members With Car Trunk “Full Of KFC” Takeout Breaching ‘Strict Lockdown’
Yes, “KFC” means the fried chicken. Chick-fil-A is mustering its legal team.
OK, the perps also had $70K in cash and an unspecified number of “empty ounce bags.” But maybe those little bags were for delivering counterfeit Arby Sauce?
The most egregious/hilarious bit is the cops bragging pictures of KFC takeout bags. “Look what we did!” Well, we are looking… wankers.
Street value of the KFC contraband could not be determined because of the “undisclosed quantity of fries.”
There’s a Firesign Theater bit where they mention the police estimate of the street value of some seized ground round, but I can’t find it.
This will have to do:
And dont-cha just love those ‘Hot Buttered Groat Clusters,’ and two tubs of slaw!!
I guess the good news here is that the fascists can’t beat the Colonel.