Analysis of our president’s address to a Joint Session of Congress

Anyone who opposes me… blah, blah… Democrat applause line… blah, blah… is a foolish, anti-American, baby eating Republican… blah, blah… applause line no one could disagree with if they believed he meant it… blah, blah… Democrat applause line… who deserves to be tarred and feathered because he hates teachers, old people and bridges… blah, blah… blah, blah… hundreds of billions… blah, blah… fiscally responsible, will be paid for… bleh, bleh… there’s an election in 14 months… blah, blah.

He does seem to have got his 2008 teleprompters back in service. They did a fine job.