Cynthia herself, of course, has the inside track, but,
President has soft-pedaled his own achievements,
(I wonder what it would be like if the President had an ounce of chutzpah?)
Democrats suffer from Americans’ unwillingness to accept economic reality
(That should read “further economic destruction.”)
…must not be counted out.
Taking a British idiom, these handsome statuettes of a Unicorn and its editor are known colloquially as the “Starkers” awards.
Note: the links are not recommended, but are included as evidence for members of the Starkers Awards Jury.