Brought to you by the letter "O"

Arne Duncan, Department of Education Secretary, has published indoctrination guidelines for government school students in conjunction with President Barack Obama’s upcoming nationwide speech. The speech will be piped into the school rooms of this captive audience around noon on September 8th.

After the speech, teachers are to ask the pre-K through 6th grade indoctrinees (my suggested answers interspersed):

What do you think the President wants us to do?

He wants us to Shut Up. It’s the only specific thing he’s ever proposed.

Does the speech make you want to do anything?

Attend a protest to advocate competition with government schools.

Are we able to do what President Obama is asking of us?

Not with a clear conscience.

What would you like to tell the President?

Enough, can’t I just be waterboarded instead?

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