Would be amusing except for the cost

Racism Fail

Uh, Dude, the good jobs are there because computers aren’t as simple as you are. See, if they were simple enough that you could use them? There’d be no point. They’d BE TV’s. Or iPods.

In related news:

Senator Stabenow can “feel” global warming when she’s flying

I did not make this up. Really. She does say it happens in an airplane, and that destroys my first guess of broom malfunction.

Maybe it’s delayed menopause? I hear that can f*ck up your brain if you start with an IQ in the mid-40s, something about the cerebral cortex becoming overloaded with physical sensory information while you are talking. Apparently, it’s worse if your mouth is big enough to swallow your own head.