The cause of everything bad – and NOT BUSH!

Increased earthquake intensity and Salmonella on tomatoes, there’s just nothing that isn’t caused by Global Warming™.

Obvious though it may seem to some that higher temperatures excessively warm the tectonic plates and also promote the growth of bacteria, it seems a stretch to blame these things on global temperature increases of hundredths of a degree. That probably won’t deter AlGore, however.

The earthquake claim is bogus (apparently the original story has been disappeared) and even if it were not, it could be a tectonic plate cycle of friction and slippage. That bacteria growing on tomatoes is more likely due to global warming than someone not washing his hands is even more idiotic junk. Moreover, it could easily be that the geographic source of the tainted tomatoes has experienced local cooling, but we don’t need no stinkin’ evidence.