Caption contest

You will probably have to expand the picture (click on it) to be able to read the businesses this Irish establishment is conducting under the same roof. From a diversification standpoint, I think this combination is right up there.

We are looking for the motto, the mission statement, the tag line, the advertising jingle, the franchise name… that most appropriately describes this eclectic business.

Leave your suggestions in the comments. No prizes. No time limit.

I’ll start you off with some examples:

Fed, Mass and Beyond

Slake and Wake

Bombed and Embalmed

Those who have previously suggested a “mission statement” are eligible, but new entries are required.