If Dennis Miller had a British accent, and assistance from the Monty Python writers, he might have made this rant about creeping sharia in Euarabia. A sample transcription, but watch it all:

We don’t want religious police patrolling our streets, nor anywhere, for anyone. We don’t want legalized rape, amputation, stoning, beheading or any of the other niceties of Islamic jurisprudence, where a man’s word is worth twice that of a woman’s – As long as he doesn’t let on that he’s secretly gay, of course, that would be a fly in the ointment. And what a dilemma for the judge, he wouldn’t know who to stone to death first.

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