An ACLU Christmas

This can be made into a movie.

Starring Spotty the Endangered Owl as Jesus,
with Billie Jean King as Mary and Rosie O’Donnel as Joseph.

Featuring Michael Jackson as the Shepherd in rubber boots.

Guest appearance by Babe the Pig as the sheep.

NOT BANNED in Chicago!

Some other casting has already been done. Check here.

H/T Relapsed Catholic