The Aleutian Pribilof Islands Association – 3 Cheers


Memo to: Jesse Jackson, Danny Glover and Cindy Sheehan.
cc: UN General Assembly, Kim Jong Il, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Hugo Chavez.
From: George Soros

Subject: Soft treason and aiding and abetting oppression.

Some severely disadvantaged people are apparently able to make the connection between taking handouts from Hugo Chavez and bribery. How can we score cheap political points against the United States and promote the starvation in Venezuela if this continues? You advantaged types need to hold a rally supporting Chavez in Nelson Lagoon, St. Paul, and St. George right away. Autograph some walruses and give away some refrigerators. Get a photo-op eating some blubber. Sabotage the local power grid… Whatever it takes.

We all knew the United States was evil before Chavez declared it, but the opportunity to get our names in the paper by supporting a totalitarian buffoon may slip away if we don’t counter this.

Three Cheers for the Eskimos: Native Alaskans a Lesson in Patriotism

…the Native Alaskans of Nelson Lagoon, St. Paul, and St. George, Alaska rejected free oil they desperately need for heat because the oil was offered by Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez’s Citgo.

Yours in privilege,
GS

P.S.
Kim, the test appears to have been a bust, but the threat of launching a nuke at the Running Dogs -tm was inspired. Somehow, you’ve got to get the counterfeiting operation back in full gear. My plan to short the dollar depends on it.

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H/T Debbie Schlussel

Click the link. You can help these Americans out with a small contribution. Virtue need not be solely its own reward. You know Jesse, Danny, Cindy and George won’t be donating.

Update: 7:14PM It isn’t as easy as I had assumed to contribute. You can’t donate online. Here is their site.

The nearest bank at which you can help is here:

Brighton Towne Square
8199 Challis Rd
Brighton, MI 48116
810-494-4888

…Or, mail your contribution to:

Unangan Energy Assistance Fund
c/o Aleutian Pribilof Islands Association
201 East Third Avenue
Anchorage, Alaska 99501

or

Unangan Energy Assistance Fund
c/o Key Bank
P.O. Box 110420
Anchorage, AK 99510

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